Swine Flu: "Worry of the well"

 Everyone knows about the new epidemic the Swine Flu, or as we now call it the "N1H1" Virus. Anyway today i want to address two things :

1) Why is the media announcing influenza deaths, only to say "An assistant principal at a New York City public school died of complications from swine flu today" ...."[However] Mr. Wiener had a history of medical problems which is why he became so ill. Mr. Wiener did not die of the swine flu, but from a heart attack."

2) They also reported that many people are running to the hospital, and they aren't sick. Hospitals are facing this issue of "worrying of the well". Everyone who gets the slight sniffles wants to run and jump out the window with this one, and take their ass to the hospital to see Dr. Suess.

Like, i understand the news broadcasters want to keep us posted, that's great. But people are worrying because they are constantly being misled. The typical symptoms of Swine Flu are almost identical to the average human seasonal influenza.

Such as:

• Lethargy [when that ass is just tired lol]       
• Fever
• lack of appetite
• Couching
• Runny nose [as my goddamn nose begins to run..lol yiiiikes]       

And if they HAVE TO say " If you think you may have the H1N1 virus, please stay in your homes..." ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA JUST START SHOOTING EVERY OLD LADY, MAN, BABY, AND COUSIN  with a runny nose. lol

Moral: If you don't have a weak immune system dont worry so much, Take Advil, Tylenol...something...